ONYOMI: SHIN, JIN
I command the vassal to bring us a SHINY new bottle of GIN!
This kanji is 'gigantic' plus TWO VERTICAL LINES, which we can think of as crutches. ..
My vassal is so gigantic, he needs 2 crazy vertical crutches and struts to not collapse, a la Salvador Dali.. . .no wait. . . fuck!! You do better.

No wait, that is a pretty ok mnemonic. Check that vassal out! Look at 'im go!!!
shit, after all that explanation, it's only a *
DESCRIPTION: This kanji is mostly used as a radical, and more bad news: for some reason, all the kanji using the vassal radical tend to be super complex and similar-looking. Doh.