父 (Kanji for dad) | KANJIDAMAGE

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FU	Damn, dude, your dad is FUCKED UP.

Think of dad on two crutches, the crutches crossing back and forth as he hobbles.

ちち	father,(which is weird, considering that chichi also means 'tits,' which is basically what the 'mother' kanji depicts. So why isn't 'mama' called chichi?) ★★★★★

お父さん(おとうさん)

daddy! ★★★★★ KIDS

父親(ちちおや)

father ★★★★☆ KUNKUN
父 (dad) + 親 (parents/kindness) = 父親 (father)

father ー which is weeeird, since "CHICHI" is slang for breasts.

父母(ちちはは)

mama-papa ★★☆☆☆ KUNKUN KIDS
父 (dad) + 母 (your Moms) = 父母 (mama-papa )

You write a sentence about CROTCHES.

I combine a BERET with crutches, to make the fashion hit of the season.

Dad has NO BERET, because he's not French.