太 fat

The only way fat dudes can get laid is to go to THAIland.

Let's consider the dot a schlong, for reasons which shall soon become clear)
Picture a dude who has to walk with his legs spread open wide, to accommodate the huge, fat schlong dangling there.

the Pacific Ocean ★★☆☆☆
太 (fat) + 平 (equal / level) + 洋 (Pacific Ocean / the West) = 太平洋 (the Pacific Ocean)

Japanese drums ★☆☆☆☆
太 (fat) + 鼓 (drum) = 太鼓 (Japanese drums)

traditional Japanese drums - the kind that can be up to 15 feet wide. (BOOBOO: Rock and roll drums are just called ドラム.)