文 (Kanji for culture/ sentence)

Onyomi

BUN, MON

I've never seen a cultured BUNny that could hold a MONocle whilst playing bridge.

Culture is, like a beret on a crotch, a way to dress up humanity's essentially vulgar nature.

文化(ぶんか)	culture ★★★★★ 文 (culture/ sentence) + 化 (transform) = 文化 (culture)
文字(もじ)	a letter ★★★★☆ FP 文 (culture/ sentence) + 字 (letter) = 文字 (a letter) a letter- whether kana, kanji, or alphabet.
注文(ちゅうもん) する	order ★★★☆☆ 注 (pour / be careful) + 文 (culture/ sentence) = 注文 (order) to order an item - both in a store and by mail. Also, if you ask your friend to do an annoying and detailed favor, like, "Could you do the laundry again with this other kind of soap!", that's chuumon.
文学(ぶんがく)	literature ★★☆☆☆ 文 (culture/ sentence) + 学 (knowledge) = 文学 (literature)

You write a sentence about CROTCHES.

I combine a BERET with crutches, to make the fashion hit of the season.

Dad has NO BERET, because he's not French.